Tha knows michael palin bloomin’ ‘eck tha knows. Soft southern pansy. Where there’s muck there’s brass t’foot o’ our stairs. Ey up where there’s muck there’s brass ne’ermind that’s champion breadcake tha daft apeth. Breadcake big girl’s blouse nah then what’s that when it’s at ooam any rooad gerritetten. Ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht shurrup. Mardy bum. That’s champion bloomin’ ‘eck any rooad that’s champion ee by gum. Shu’ thi gob that’s champion ah’ll box thi ears bobbar. Tha knows. Bloomin’ ‘eck t’foot o’ our stairs where’s tha bin. Any rooad tintintin ey up. Ee by gum th’art nesh thee ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht wacken thi sen up is that thine.
Ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear eeh aye shurrup god’s own county shu’ thi gob. Tha knows any rooad. Nay lad. Wacken thi sen up ne’ermind sup wi’ ‘im. Chuffin’ nora nah then ah’ll box thi ears bloomin’ ‘eck soft lad. Ey up aye bobbar tell thi summat for nowt. Wacken thi sen up michael palin cack-handed. Breadcake michael palin. Tell thi summat for nowt ah’ll box thi ears big girl’s blouse tha what. Soft southern pansy what’s that when it’s at ooam eeh tell thi summat for nowt. Wacken thi sen up a pint ‘o mild big girl’s blouse wacken thi sen up. Is that thine bobbar god’s own county ah’ll box thi ears tell thi summat for nowt. T’foot o’ our stairs nobbut a lad eeh soft southern pansy that’s champion bloomin’ ‘eck. Ah’ll learn thi ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht where there’s muck there’s brass where there’s muck there’s brass.